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This page contains a list of the songs that have stories about their misheard lyrics submitted.

Song names are sorted by first letter, excluding A and The. This is sorted by song title only, not by song title and performer. So if two different performers preformed the same song, you'll see misheard lyrics for both on the same page (provided the song title was spelt the same both times, and misheard lyrics have been submitted for both!).


Lohan Holiday album at Amazon.com
Ali Lohan's, "My Grown Up Christmas List"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Well, Heaven only knows
Infanticide and wolves
Can never heal
A hurting human soul.
The Real Lyrics:
Well, Heaven only knows
That packages and bows
Can never heal
A hurting human soul.
The Story: A friend was playing this on my car CD player; and I thought, "Well, hmmmm...." on hearing the lines as I misheard them. On further reflection at home, while looking up the correct lyrics, I pondered my misheard version in more detail. I thought, ah, so only Heaven would know that? Huh? What a thing for only Heaven to know!?! - Submitted by: Sheila Evans
Ali Lohan's, "Silent Night"
The Misheard Lyrics:
Frontier is born this day in the city of David.
The Real Lyrics:
For unto you is born this day in the city of David.
The Story: In fact, this is the first line of her reading. Everytime I've listened, it sounds exactly likely she starts off with the word "Frontier". But as she goes on, I recognize the passage from Luke 2 that she is reading. And then I know that the words that sound like "Frontier" are actually "For unto you" - Submitted by: Lisa Basil
Ali Lohan's, "Winter Wonderland"
The Misheard Lyrics:
When it snows men and women
The Real Lyrics:
When it snows, ain't it thrillin'?
The Story: I bought Ali Lohan's Christmas CD, thinking it might be a gamble that it would be worth it. Well, in general I found it surprisingly worth listening to, and it gives me some hope that this young singer might not go down the same wreckless path as her big sister. But Ali could stand to annunciate her words a bit more clearly. Even though I was quite familiar with the words to this standard, it certainly SOUNDED like she was singing "When it snows men and women"! - Submitted by: Courtney Jane
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