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311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
And he's got hard plate up your nose.
And he's got a heart made of pure gold.
311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
And he's got onions and pickles.
And he's got a heart made of pure gold.
311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
He's got a fart made of pure gold.
He's got a heart made of pure gold.
311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
He's got to head for the hills
He's got a head full of ideas
311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
How can I get there
in a car
let me tell ya
that you wouldn't believe
the mad dad is crazy
he's gotta mad trick up his sleeve
and I'm on the get go
the jester said
that you never will find
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee! Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?! I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree! You probably wanna grow up to be just like me
311's,
"You Wouldn't Believe"
You might think he's a jester
Because he'll make you laugh and you cry
You might think he's a jester
Because he'll make you laugh 'til you cry
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