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But I'll say butt out, that's for sure
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure
I can never be a woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be 11
I could never be your woman
I could never be a mormon.
I could never be your woman.
I could never be a robot
I could never be your woman
I could never be a woman
I could never be your woman
I could never be older
I could never be your woman
I could never be your one
I could never be your woman
I could never be your water
I could never be your woman
I could never be your world.
I could never be your woman.
I could never beat a woman.
I could never be your woman.
Now I know you're hard, I know you're mine.
Now I know your heart, I know your mind.
So much for all your eyebrow Marxist ways
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways
Well I guess what they say is true
Well I guess what you say is true
Actually, they do say "...they..." the third time through.
When I saw American Bandstand yesterday
She said I never love him (Dick Clark) and the stars
When I saw my best friend yesterday
She said she'd never liked you from the start