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'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', You're in love with Bo Peete.
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
And it's all the buzz
And it's all because...
And it's only that...
And it's all because...
And your debit card rocks and rolls
And your daddy don't rock and roll
And your parents don't rock and roll
And your daddy don't rock and roll
Louise, you're coming with me, and lover-boy leaves.
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
Louise, you're comming with me, I know the police.
'Oooooweeee, you're coming with me', said the local police.
Mama's got long hair.
Out of the car long hair.
Nobody's gonna dance
And nobody gon' rock and roll
Your mama don't dance
And your daddy don't rock and roll
Outta the car, longhair
Louie! You're coming with me, 'cause we're the police.
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
Outta the car, longhair
Louise, you're comin' with me and not the police.
'Outta the car, longhair
Oowee! You're coming with me', said the local police.
The bugs ate all your shoes, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
There just ain't no excuse, and you know you're gonna lose and never win.
The old folks say that you gotta amputate your friend
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
The old folks say that you gotta entertain by ten
The old folks say that you gotta end your day by ten
The old folks say you gotta end your day by ten.
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten.
Your folks say that you gotta amputate my tits
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
Mama is the correct spelling in this title, not Momma.
Your folks say that you gotta' entertain my pets
The old folks say that you gotta end your date by ten
That's funny enough.
Your just about to move, and you're thinking it's a breeze,
Then some lanky ass nigger guy says outta the car long-hair
You're just about to move in, thinking it's a breeze,
There's a light in your eye, and a guy says 'outta the car long-hair'
Your mama don't dance 'til you get it on rock 'n' roll
Your mama don't dance and your daddy don't rock 'n' roll