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A bear-shape pup, 'coz I need a man.
I better shape up, 'cause you need a man.
A vanishing pup, 'cause you need a man.
I better shape up, 'cause you need a man.
And I feel his erection
If you're filled with affection
And my baby starts to fry.
or
And my Vega starts to fly.
And my faith is justified.
Better shake up
Better shape up
From the movie "Grease".
Better take my direction
Meditate in my direction
Better take my erection
Meditate in my direction
Better than an erection
Meditate in my direction
Do da wah be dah wah
Dooba doo ba be dah
Ooh ooh ooh honey
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want
Ooh ooh ooh honey
Feel my erection.
If you're filled with affection
I better shape up, 'cause you kneed a man.
I better shape up, 'cause you need a man.
I better shape up
If I'm gonna prove (you better prove)
That my baby's justified.
I better shape up
If I'm gonna prove (you better prove)
That my faith is justified.
I better shave up,
cause I need it, man.
I better shape up,
cause I need a man
I got Jews, they're multiplying.
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I got cheers, they're multiplying
And the blues in control.
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
I got cheese, it's made for typing.
I've got chills, they're multiplying.
I got cheese, they're multiplying
And 'I'm blue', said the troll.
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
I got chills down both my spines.
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I got chills,
they're made of plywood
I got chills,
they're multiplying
I got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm cruisin' for trouble.
I got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control.
I got chills, they're multiplying
And the blues ain't the problem
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm loose, that's the trouble.
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
I've got cruise control.
'Cause the flower
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power
you're supplyin',
it's electrifyin'!
I got chips.
They're malt an' pla-in'
And I'm losin' control.
Cost the pow wall you're splyin', it's electrifyin'!.....
You better sit up, 'cause I need him in and my hardest test is you.
You better step up; you better honestly to my heart I must be true.
Step in love, step in love for me to do.
I got chills.
They're multiplyin'.
And I'm losin' control.
'Cause the power you're supplyin', it's electrifyin'!
You better shape up, 'cause I need a man and my heart is set on you.
You better shape up; you better understand to my heart I must be true.
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do.
I got jizz, we're multiplyin'
I got chills, they're multiplyin'
I got juice.
I got chills.
I got juiced, my motor's flying
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
I got shields, they're multiplying
or
I got Jews, they're multiplying
I got chills, they're multiplying
I got shields
I got chills
I got shoes, they're both for flyin'
I got chills, they're multiplying
I got shoes, they're made of iron.
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I got shoes, they're made of plywood.
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I got shoes, they're multiplyin'.
I got chills, they're multiplyin'.
I got shoes, they're multiplying.
I've got chills, they're multipying.
I got shoes.
I got chills.
I got shoes
They're made for dancin'.
I've got chills
They're multiplyin'.
I got the sh**s, they're multiplying
And my blues are in trouble
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
I'm the Wizard of Oz.
You're the one that I want.
I've got cheers, they're multiplying.
I've got chills, they're multiplying.
I've got cheese, it's multiplying
I've got chills, they're mutiplying
I've got chills
They're multiplying
And a blue sense of clothes
I've got chills
They're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
I've got chills
they're multiplying
and a blue sense of clothes
I've got chills
they're multiplying
and I'm losing control
I've got chills and my boat is flyin'
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I've got chills by the fire.
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I've got chills from multiplying
I've got chills they're multiplying
From the movie "Grease"
I've got chills, they go kerplowie
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
I've got chills, they're multiplying
and the blues antipoco
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losing control.
I've got shoes that are made of plywood.
I've got chills, they're multiplying
I've got shoes they're made of plywood
I've got chills they're multiplying
I've got shoes, they multiplying.
I've got chills, they're multiplying.
I've got shoes, they're built for flying
And a blue set of clothes.
I've got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
And I'm losin' the soles.
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control.
I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
and I'm losing the soles
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losin' control
I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
And I'm losing the sole.
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'
And I'm losing control.
I've got shoes, they're made of plywood
I've got chills, they're multiplying
I've got shoes, they're made of python.
I've got chills, they're multiplyin'.
I've got shoes, they're multiplying,
and I'm losing the floor
I've got chills, they're multiplying
and I'm losing control
I've got you, damned boat to flying
And I'm losing my cocoa.
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control.
If you feel the wet affection
If you're filled with affection
If you feel wet affection
If you're filled with affection
If you're filled with affection you're too shy to parade
OR
If you're filled with infection you're too shy to parade
(Later)
You better prove that my faith is justified
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure it's justified
If you're filled with affection you're too shy to convey
(Later)
You better prove that my faith is justified
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
It's the Wizard of Oz.
You're the one that I want.
Maintain my erection
Meditate my direction
Medicate your mighty erection.
Meditate in my direction.
Meditate in my erection.
Meditate in my direction.
Meditate mild erection
Meditate in my direction
Meditate my erection
Feel your way.
Meditate my direction
Feel your way.
Meditate my erection
Meditate in my direction
My baby starts to fry.
or
My Vega starts to fly.
My faith is justified.
Put the gun in the boat.
You're the one that I want.
The one I need, electric beat
The one I need, oh yes indeed
Yawalawalaoo!
You're the one that I want!
Yodel-odel-eyhi, yodel-odel-eyhi,
Ooh, hoo hoo!
You're the one that I want, you're the one that I want,
Ooh, hoo hoo!
You are the one I vote for
You are the one I want
You are the vol-au-vent.
You are the only one.
You are the wonderful one
(You are so wonderful)
You're the one that I want
(You're the one that I want)
You better wake up, cause you'll pee the bed.
You better shape up, cause I need a man.
You're a wobbly dog.
You're the one that I want.
You're a wobbly dog.
You're the one that I want.
You're a wobbly dog.
You're the one that I want.
You're the 1:31.
You're the one that I want.
You're the Wizard of Oz.
You're the one that I want.
You're the Wizard of Oz
You're the one that I want
You're the one in a wahoo
You're the one that I want
You're the one that I want (You are the vol au vant.)
You're the one that I want (You're the only one I want.)
You're the one that I want, get on a Honda, ooh, ooh, ooh.
you're the one that I want (you are the one I want), ooh, ooh, ooh.
You're the one that I want, you are the vol-au-vent
You're the one that I want, you are the one I want
You're the one that I want
(You are a vol-au-vent.)
You're the one that I want
(You're the only one I want.)
You're the one that I want
John Travolta
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want.
From the movie "Grease".
You're the one that I want
You are the Walla Walla, ooh ooh ooh'
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want, ooh ooh ooh'.
You're the one that I want
You are the voulevant.
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I want.
You're the one that I want
You are the walnut.
You're the one that I want
You are the one that I want.
You're the one that I want
(Get on the love boat)
You're the one that I want
(You're the one that I want)
You're the one that I want
Chewing on a Mars Bar.
You're the one that I want
(You are the one I want.)
You're the one that I want
Give all my money for
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
You're the one that I want
You're the only one I want
Hoo, hoo, hoo.
You're the walla-walla
You are the walla-walla.
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want.
You're the weather balloon
You're the one that I want
You're the weather devil
Ooh ooh ooh
You're the one that I want
Ooh ooh ooh
You're the willie, the woe.
You're the one that I want.
You're the willow of the road
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Honey, the willow of the road.
You're the one that I want
Ooh, ooh, ooh
Honey, the one that I want.
You're the willy de wava
You are the schwannee schwaa
Ooh, hoo, hoo, honey.
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want
Ooh, hoo, hoo, honey.
You're the wobbly dog
You're the one that I want
You're the wuther the woe
You are the wuther
Woo oo oo.
You're the one that I want
You are the one I want
Ooh ooh ooh.
You're to shy to relate.
You're to shy to convey.
You're too shy to convince, dedicate my direction.
Feel your win.
You're too shy to convey, meditate in my direction.
Feel your way.
Young man, what do I want?
You are the one I want
Your a wobbly dog
Your the one that I want
Do you wanna envelope
You're the one that I want
I got Jews, they're multiplying
I got chills, they're multiplying
Not meant to be racist or offensive
I got gills, they're multiplyin'
I got chills, they're multiplyin'
I got shoes, they're multiplying
I got chills, they're multiplying.
I got shoes; they're made of plywood.
I got chills; they're multiplying.
I got used to motor flying
And I'm losing control
I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
Editor's note: For consistency sake, please credit this song as by John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, in that order.
If you fail to win affection
If you're filled with affection
Meditate
My erection
Meditate
My direction
Oh whatever whatever
You're the one that I want.
You are the mother f***er
You are the one I want
You better shake up
You better shape up
You'd better shake up
You'd better shape up
You're a bluthering bum
You're the one that I want
You're the Weather Boat.
You're the one that I want.
You're the Wizard Of Oz.
You're the one that I want.
You're the Wizard of "O"
You're the one that I want
Please remember to credit the performers in this order (John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John, not the other way around), so that they will all be in one place, for consistency sake.
You're the one that I want (you and your mom, now)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
You're the one that I want
You're the wizard of woe
You're the wallaby one
You're the one that I want
You're the will of the world
You're the one that I want
Alternatively, I thought I heard "you're the wonderful one"
You're too shy to be ready
You're too shy to convey
You're too shy to meringue
You're too shy to convey