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And now the young monsieur and madame
Have run to Taco Bell.
or
And now the young monsieur and madame
Have run to Chaque Hôtel.
And now the young monsieur and madame
Have rung the chapel bell.
But when the sun went down, the record tipped over, the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
But when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell
"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.
Song is from 60s not 50s
C'est la vie, c'est les old folks.
C'est quoi? Le show, you never can tell
C'est la vie, said the old folks
it goes to show you never can tell
It was a teenage rabbit
and the old folks wished him well
It was a teenage wedding
and the old folks wished them well
They bought a souped-up Jimny, 'twas a cherry-red 53
They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry-red 53
You could see that the air did truly love the mademoiselle.
You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle.
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