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And then she hit me with a big banana, and said
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
And then she looked at me with her big brown eye, and said
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
And then she looked at me with pig pen eyes, and said
And then she looked at me with big brown eyes, and said
Eat me nothin' yet
You ain't seen nothing yet
He took me to a doctor, and he told me I was cured
She took me to her doctor, and he told me of a cure
I met a Dago woman
She took my heart away
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
I met a big fat woman
She took my home away
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
I met a divvy woman
She took my hole away
I met a devil woman
She took my heart away
I met a powerful woman
I met a devil woman
I never met a woman
I met a devil woman
She took me to a doctor,
He showed me to the door.
She took me to her doctor,
And he told me of a cure.
She took me to a doctor,
He sold me a liqueur.
She took me to her doctor,
And he told me of a cure.
She took me to a doctor
And he told me I was cured.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
She took me to a doctor
And he told me, "I've a cure".
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
"I've a cure", meaning, "I have a cure".
She took me to her doctor
And he called me immature
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
She took me to her doctor
And he pulled me on the shore.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me I was cute.
She took me to her doctor
And he told me of a cure.
You ain't seen Smucker's jam
You ain't seen nothin' yet
So I took what I could get Mmh, mmh, mmh
She did it to me with big bananas
So I took what I could get Mmh, mmh, mmh
She looked at me with big brown eyes