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And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole time, too
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
Good night my baby
Sleep on top of my baby.
Good night my baby
Sleep tight, my baby.
Ol' Wooden T**s, be nice!
Oh, wouldn't it be nice
Then to have us spend the day together.
And after having spent the day together
When we can say goodnight and sleep together.
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
When we can say goodnight and stick together.
When we can say goodnight and stay together.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were turtles?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older?
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long.
Wouldn't we realize...
Wouldn't it be nice...
And wouldn't it be nice to be in heaven?
And wouldn't it be nice to be together?
Goede nacht, Baby
Sleepin' tot, yeah Baby
Good night, my baby
Sleep tight, my baby
Then to have us spend the day together
And after having spent the day together
Wouldn't it be nice if we were sober
Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Wouldn't we see mice?
Wouldn't it be nice?