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A two bit whore - and a wooly dog
Had two big horns - and a wooly jaw
Adipose Addie
Matty told Hatty
Attic dope addict
Matty told Hatty
Boolay, Boolay
Wooly Bully
Calico Alley
Matty told Hatty
Calico Hally
Matty told Hatty
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he said a little crap.
Daniel Boone took a rifle and a coonskin cap
And he found an icy river and he set a little trap.
Don't you have a rubber - in your underpants?
Let's not be L7 - come and learn to dance.
Eddy, go Eddy!
Matty told Hatty.
Eddy, go Eddy, with a Spanish guitar.
Matty told Hatty 'bout a thing she saw.
Fatty told catty
Matty told Hatty
Get yourself a ribbon pull the wool with you
Get you someone really pull the wool with you
Got a cold headache
Hattie told Mattie
Had a Cold Haddock
Hattie told Mattie
Had a cold haddock, that's the thing to do
Get you someone willing to go to war with you.
Matty told Hatty, 'That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.
Had a cold haddock.
or
Pat a cold haddock.
Matty told Hatty.
Had a cold hat on
Matty told Hatty
Had a cold headache
Hattie told Mattie
Had a gold hatty.
Matty told Hatty.
Had a gold header
Matty told Hatty.
Hadaco Hattie
Matty told Hatty.
Hadicol Hattie
Matty told Hatty.
Hadicol was one of the last of the cure all medicines.
Hallie tone Hallie, let's don't take no chance
Let that be a lesson, come and learn to dance
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully
Hallie tone Hallie, 'bout the thing she do
Get yourself somebody t' walk alone with you.
Hatty told Matty, 'Let's don't take no chance
Let's not be L-seven, come and learn to dance.
Wooly bully, wooly bully
Wooly bully, wooly bully, wooly bully.
Matty told Hatty, 'That's the thing to do.
Get you someone really to pull the wool with you.
Hand-job, hand-job!
Hey now, hey now!
Hannibal Hamlin
Matty told Hatty
Hattie told Mattie, 'Let's don't take no chance,
let that be your sermon, come and learn to dance'
Hattie told Mattie, 'Let's don't take no chance,
let's not be L7, come and learn to dance'
Hattie told Mattie
'Let's don't take no chance
Let that be your lesson
Come and learn to dance.'
Hattie told Mattie
'Let's don't take no chance
Let's not be L-7
Come and learn to dance.'
Hattie told Mattie
About the things she saw
A two-bit horn
And a wounded dog.
Hattie told Mattie
'Bout the thing she saw
Had two big horns
And a woolly jaw.
He was stupid, ha
With four hairy paws.
or
He had two big horns
And a hairy jaw.
Had two big horns
And a wooly jaw.
Herkommen, herkommen! Walter, mach die Tur zu...
(German for: Come here, come here! Walter, close the door...)
Yeah it comes! Yeah it comes! Watch it now or you catch it!
I do it because
I'm the wonder dog
Had two big horns
And a woolly jaw
Let's all pee all summer.
Let's not be L-seven.
Manifold hat beads
or
Manifold hat tricks
or
Manifold hat pins
or
Manifold hat pins
Matty told Hatty
Matty told Hatty about a thing he saw.
Had two guitars and a wooly dog.
Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw.
Had two big horns and a wooly jaw.
Ruby ruby
or
Rudy Rudy
Wooly Bully
Silver bullet
Wooly Bully
Vietcongs, Vietcongs.
Here it comes, here it comes!
Watch it, watch it
Hedgehog! Hedgehog!
Watch it, watch
Here it comes, here it comes!