Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wonderful World that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Don't go watching 'bout history.
Don't know much about history.
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about a French style poop
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took
Don't know much about how to grow
Don't know waterslide rule is for
Don't know much about Algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for
Don't know much about springtime hooks.
Don't know much about the French I took.
Don't know much about the French fry cook.
Don't know much about the French I took.
Don't know much about the French-eyed hook
Don't know much about the French I took
Don't know much about the fringe-eyed gook.
Don't know much about the French I took.
French-eyed Cook
French I took
French-eyed hook.
French I took.
I don't claim to be an A student, but I'm trying to read.
I don't claim to be an A student, but I'm trying to be.
I don't know much about the French I'd cook
Don't know much about the French I took
I don't know much about the french eyed cook
Don't know much about the French I took
No muy macho 'bout history.
Don't know much about history.
Now I don’t claim to be any stupid
Now I don’t claim to be any student