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Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
A microphone in her heart
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up
About a female DJ, whose career comes before fidelity in a relationship
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back to the boys didda, I like to have you here now
Zam to the bar in a room on me, uh-huh
But, we're looking far and I'm, I'm happy here to hear now
I need a woman through it, in a woman up-a here, uh-huh
Zam to the bar in a room on me, uh-huh
But, we're looking far and I'm, I'm happy here to hear now
I need a woman through it, in a woman up-a here, uh-huh
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
The opening theme was performed by Steve Carlisle; the closing theme (THIS tune) by Jim Ellis.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey you, bartender
Get set up in here
Two little bottles and a rock 'n' roll bar, uh huh
I said, Good bartender,
Get set up and head out
I said, I'm doing good
Then I'll pulling outta here, uh huh
Get set up in here
Two little bottles and a rock 'n' roll bar, uh huh
I said, Good bartender,
Get set up and head out
I said, I'm doing good
Then I'll pulling outta here, uh huh
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Totally used to think Johnny Fever sang this. Also thought Herb sang the opening show even though it was about Andy.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Red tooth bartender
Working harder every day
I get up in the mornin' like a wakamole did uh huh
I said
Boot farts and I'd like a beer in. Y hand I said
I said I wouldn’t do it
But the poodle up and did uh huh
Working harder every day
I get up in the mornin' like a wakamole did uh huh
I said
Boot farts and I'd like a beer in. Y hand I said
I said I wouldn’t do it
But the poodle up and did uh huh
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Story about a bartender got hit at work, got up and wanted a beer and the girl with him got it for him.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to a bar till I got kicked right outta here
Stick around the world till I whacked a hole in 'er heart
Was I?
Good bartender I had a better hit here
But then I wouldn't do it till I put a lovin' in her heart ...meow!
Stick around the world till I whacked a hole in 'er heart
Was I?
Good bartender I had a better hit here
But then I wouldn't do it till I put a lovin' in her heart ...meow!
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
During the end credits, Andy hung a KISS poster. That made me like the show even more.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to a bartender, a wine glass In her hand
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Went to the park and uh I like to hear it hail,
Still in the morning with a microphone in our heart.
I said:
Uh bartender I think I'm gonna head out,
Yeah I'm gonna do it, and I'm puttin' lovin' in our heart.
Still in the morning with a microphone in our heart.
I said:
Uh bartender I think I'm gonna head out,
Yeah I'm gonna do it, and I'm puttin' lovin' in our heart.
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Jim Ellis', "WKRP In Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whatcha gonna have
Give it to the boys in a pocket ball bet uh-huh
I said goodnight bartender
I'd better head out
I said I wouldn't do it if you
Poured another beer uh huh.
Give it to the boys in a pocket ball bet uh-huh
I said goodnight bartender
I'd better head out
I said I wouldn't do it if you
Poured another beer uh huh.
Original Lyrics:
Went to the bartender, whatcha gotta have.
Still little more bit of alcohol in uh huh
I said good bartender
I had better an head'a (head out)
I said I would do it, and I could,
then I did uh huh
Still little more bit of alcohol in uh huh
I said good bartender
I had better an head'a (head out)
I said I would do it, and I could,
then I did uh huh
Metaphor:
We (the viewers of WKRP) are the drunk guy. How?
The TV Show is so good that we want more, like a drunk wants more alcohol.
Even though we want more, we don't need more and it's time to stop.
We can stop watching the show and leave the TV, just like the drunk guy who attempts to leave on his own and is proud of himself when he does.
We (the viewers of WKRP) are the drunk guy. How?
The TV Show is so good that we want more, like a drunk wants more alcohol.
Even though we want more, we don't need more and it's time to stop.
We can stop watching the show and leave the TV, just like the drunk guy who attempts to leave on his own and is proud of himself when he does.
Jim Ellis', "WKRP in Cincinnati (Closing Theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that?
Good bartender, I'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on
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