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And I smoked some folks from Mexico.
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico.
And I've been from Tucson to too drunk caring, to have to beat to torn apart.
And I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah.
And I've been from Tuscon with two ton Carrie, to had to be to torn apart
And I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tahachapi to Tonapah
Driven the back roads so I could get laid
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get waylaid.
Driven the back roads so I wouldn't get weighed.
I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Joan Of Arc
I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonopah
I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
There had to be a Joan of Arc.
I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari
Tehachapi to Tonapah.
If you give me sweet white sand wine
And you show me a sign
Then I'll be willin', to be movin'.
If you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
Then I'll be willin', to be movin'.
If you give me sweet white sand, white,
and you show me a sign,
then I'll be willin', to be movin'
If you give me weed, whites, and wine,
and you show me a sign,
then I'll be willin', to be movin'
If you give me weed and white wine
and chop me a line
If you give me weed, whites and wine
and you show me a sign
If you give me weed, rice, and wine.
If you give me weed, whites, and wine
If you give me wheat, rice, and rye
And you show me a sign
Then I'll be willin' to be movin'.
If you give me weed, whites, and wine
And you show me a sign
Then I'll be willin', to be movin'.
Now I smoked a rope of dope from Mexico
Now I smuggled some smokes and folks from Mexico
Sweet rice and wine
Weed, whites, and wine
Tehachapi to torn apart
Tehachapi to Tonapah
Weak wasim wine
Weed, whites, and wine
Ween, Whitesnake why?
Weed, whites, and wine
Well I've been from Tuscon to Toocom carryin', what had to be a ton of logs
Well I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah
Well I've been from Tuscon to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Georgia ball
Well I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari, Tehachapi to Tonapah
Wheat, why sam why?
Weed, whites, and wine
Wheels, whites and wine
Weed, whites, and wine