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A baby cries, a Fop dies
A gay's made on the Wild Side
A baby cries, a cop dies
A day's pay on the Wild Side
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for use on the wild side.
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for us on the wild side.
I carry my crucifix though I'm not Catholic.
I carry my crucifix under my death list.
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
don't want to go to hell
I carry my crucifix under my death list
forward my mail to me in hell
I carry my crucifix under breakfast
Don't want to go to Hill.
or
I carry my crucifix under my death wish
Follow my man to be a bell.
I carry my crucifix under my death list
Forward my mail to me in Hell
Kickin' ants on the whino sign
Kickin' ass on the Wild Side
Lions alma maters
Liars and the martyrs
Name dropping no names
Glamorize toe pain
Name dropping no names
Glamorize cocain
Peter Mary mother may hey
Pray for use on the wild side.
Holy Mary mother may I
Pray for us on the wild side.
Save the lesson for the Bible ring.
Save the blessings for the final ring.
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