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Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if its nose that stretch down south won't ever stand the strain.
Original Lyrics:
And if it snows that stretch down south.Won't ever stand the strain.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And if this nose that's stretched down south
Original Lyrics:
And if it snows, that stretch down south
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the witch and the liar man are still on the line
Original Lyrics:
And the Wichita Lineman is still on the line
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the Cowboys.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the County.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the cowboys.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a linesman for Notts County
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a lymon for the Gal Gin
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am a wino for the County.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the County.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am the limon (pronounced 'lime-on') for the county.
Original Lyrics:
I am a lineman for the county.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear her singing in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the choir.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear you singing in the choir
I can hear you through the line.
I can hear you through the line.
Original Lyrics:
I hear you singin' in the wire
I can hear you through the whine.
I can hear you through the whine.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know I need a small vacation.
But it don't look like train.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
But not ever stand to stand.
And I need you more than want you.
But it don't look like train.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
But not ever stand to stand.
And I need you more than want you.
Original Lyrics:
I know I need a small vacation.
But it don't look like rain.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
Won't ever stand the strain.
And I need you more than want you.
But it don't look like rain.
And if it snows that stretch down south.
Won't ever stand the strain.
And I need you more than want you.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm the fish and chips limon (pronounced 'lime-on'), and I'm still awfully fine.
or
I'm the fish-and-chips limon, and I've still got to whine.
or
I'm the fish-and-chips limon, and I've still got to whine.
Original Lyrics:
And the Wichita lineman is still on the line.
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Searching in the sun for another overdose
Original Lyrics:
Searching in the sun for another overload
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The dickhead lineman
Original Lyrics:
The Wichita line man
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The wicked old linesman is still on the line
Original Lyrics:
The Witchia lineman is still on the line
Glen Campbell's, "Wichita Lineman"
Misheard Lyrics:
The witches call my name
Original Lyrics:
The Wichita line man
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