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All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my hole.
All I wish is to be alone
Stay away, don't you invade my home.
At the cathedral
Who can it be now
Don't look at me now
Who can it be now?
Here they come to steal Lenz again
Here they come, those feelings again
Here they come, must be loose again?
or
Here they come, must we lose again?
Here they come, those feelings again.
Here they come, through ceilings again.
Here they come, those feelings again.
Here they come, to see me lose again.
Here they come, those feelings again.
Here they come, to spill eels again.
Here they come, those feelings again.
Here they come, who's feelin' loose again
Here they come, those feelings again
Here they come, whose feelings again?
Here they come, those feelings again.
Hookin' a bee now
Who can it be now?
How can he pee knocking at my door?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
How can he pee now?
Who can it be now?
I gotta pee now
Who can it be now
I like it here with my challenged friend
Here he come, ol' Felix again.
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come, those feelings again.
I like it here with my channel friend.
I like it here with my childhood friend.
I like it here with my chap and friend.
I like it here with my childhood friend.
I like it here with my chocolate friend.
I like it here with my childhood friend.
I like it here with my chowder friends
Here they come, those meanies again!
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come; those feelings again!
I'll slapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I'll be trapped, and here I'll have to stay.
I've done ho harmony to myself
I've done no harm I keep to myself
I've done no harm,
at least to myself
I've done no harm,
I keep to myself
I've done no harm, at least to myself
...
I like it here with my childhood friends
Here they come, to steal ends again
...
Is it the man come to take me away?
I've done no harm, I keep to myself
...
I like it here with my childhood friend
Here they come, those feelings again
...
Is it the men come to take me away?
I like my lyrics much more - they make Hay seem truly psychotic - especially "I've done no harm, at least to myself." Priceless.
I've done no harmony to myself
I've done no harm I keep to myself
Is it just my fantasy?
It's just my fantasy
Is it just my friends to see?
It's just my fantasy
It's just my pants to see
It's just my fantasies
Last stop if you hang outside
Best off if you hang outside
Last stop if you have a ride
Best off if you hang outside
Lieutenant, Lieutenant
Who can it, who can it?
Look at me now
Who can it be now?
Lookin' at Beano!
Who can it be now?
Lookin' at me now
Who can it be now
Make no sound, threw up across the floor.
Make no sound, tip-toe across the floor.
Ooh, can't I pee now?
Who can it be now?
Pooh bear and Eeyore are at my door
Who can it be knocking at my door?
There's nothing wrong with my
State of Maxwell House.
There's nothing wrong with my
State of mental health.
We make out. Who's feeling loose again?
Here they come, those feelings again.
Who can eat Figaro?
Who can it be now?
Who can it be now, can it matter?
Who can it be knocking at my door?
Who can it be, knockin' up my daughter?
Who can it be, knockin' at my door?
You Philippino!
Who can it be now?
You look at me knocking at my door
Who can it be knocking at my door?
You've got a big owl!
Who can it be now!