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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for White Rabbit that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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And the one that Dr. Seuss gives you.
And the one that mother gives you
And the one that Mother Goose has
And the one that mother gives you
And the one that someone gives you
And the one that mother gives you
Deal your hand.
Feed your head.
Feed your hair.
Feed your head.
Feed your hare.
Feed your head.
Feet on head
Feed your head.
Free your head.
Feed your head.
Keep your head.
Feed your head.
One girl makes you larger
And one girl makes you small.
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you swole
One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.
One pill makes you nauseous,
and one pill makes you snore
One pill makes you larger,
and one pill makes you small
Pee your pants!
Feed your head!
Peter Pan
or
Figaro
Feed your head.
Poor Alice when she was just small.
Call Alice when she was just small.
Reap her head.
or
Be prepared.
Feed your head.
Remember what Daddy Warbucks said.
Remember what the dormouse said
Daddy Warbucks is a fictional character from Little Orphan Annie.
Remember what the Doughboy said
Remember what the dormouse said
Remember what the Good Book said
'Feed your head
Feed your head'.
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
Remember what the captain said:
"Peter Pan! Peter Pan!"
or
"Tinker Bell! Tinker Bell!"
Remember what the dormouse said:
"Feed your head! Feed your head!"
Remember what the donut said
He don't care, he don't care
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head, feed your head
Remember what the door lamb said
'Pee your bed, pee your bed.'
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
Remember what the door mouth said.
Remember what the dormouse said.
Remember what the doorbell said.
Remember what the dormouse said
Remember what the doorknob said.
Remember what the dormouse said.
Remember what the doorman said
Keep your head
Remember what the doormouse said
Feed your head
Remember what the dormouse said.
Feed your head.
Remember what the doorknob said.
Keep your head.
Remember what the dormouse said
'Make your bed! Make your bed!'
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
Remember what the dormouse said
'We don't care, we don't care.'
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head, feed your head.'
Remember what the dormouse said
'Give me head
Give me head!'
Remember what the dormouse said
'Feed your head
Feed your head!'
Remember what the gorgon said
Keep your head
Remember what the dormouse said
Feed your head
Played the song over and over - had a big crush on Grace
Remember what the tall boy said...
Remember what the dormouse said...
Some hooker smoking carrot juice has given you a call.
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar has give you the call.
Tell 'em ah-oo-gah smoking character
Has given you the call.
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Tell 'em hookah smoking cauliflower
Has given you the call.
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Tell them a hooker and a smoking character
Has given you the call.
Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.
Tell them all who go smoking caterpillars.
Tell them a hookah smoking caterpillar.
What logic and proportion
Have fallen slightly dead.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
When logic and proportion have fallen slowly dead.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
When logic and proportion have fallen softly dead
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
When logic and proportion
Have fall and store be dead
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
Editor's note: Please don't be submitting blatantly-made-up words
When logic and proportion
Have fallen slightly dead.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
When logic and proportion
Have flat and slappy dam.
When logic and proportion
Have fallen sloppy dead.
When logic had an abortion
When logic and proportion
When your mind is moving low.
When your mind is moving roar.