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And I will poke my eyes out and surrender
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
And I won't poop my pants up, and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
And I won't poop myself and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
And if you live by the road-side it's over
And if you live by the rules of 'it's-over'.
And if you live by the road-side, it's all right
And I'm sure that that makes sense
And if you live by the rules of it's over
Then I'm sure that that makes sense
And if you live by the roof, then it's over.
And if you live by the rules of 'it's-over'.
And when we meet, jump shore we will.
And when we meet, which I'm sure we will.
And when we meet, jump shore with me.
And when we meet, which I'm sure we will.
And when we meet
Jump shore, we will.
And when we meet
Which I'm sure we will
As dayglo pass it off.
And as days pass along.
But I farted and said it
But if I didn't say that
But I farted and said
But if I didn't say
I have come down with the s***s.
I will go down with the ship.
I will go down on his shit
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down on this pimp.
I will give my ass up and surrender,
I will go down with the ship.
I will put my hands up and surrender.
I will go down on this sheep.
Well, I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with dishes.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with fishes.
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
I will go down with this ship.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I will go down with fishes.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with fishes
So I can put bars up and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
I will go down with fishing.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with his s***
And I will put my legs up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my whore.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
I will go down with this s***.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with this s***
I won't poop my pants and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I will go down with this s***
I will go down with this ship
I will go down with this sh*t.
I will go down with the ship.
I will go down with this sham.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with this shame.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with this ship
I won't furl my ensign and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
An ensign is a ship's battle flag.
I will go down with this ship
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
I will go down with this shit.
I will go down with this ship.
I will go down with vengeance.
I will go down with this ship.
I will not go down with this s#%*
I will go down with this ship
I will not roll in this s***
or
I will not gouge my eyes out with icepicks.
I will go down with this ship.
I will poke my eyes out and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I will poke my eyes out and then surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I will pull my blinds up and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I will put my eyes up and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't be down with this s***.
I will go down with this ship.
I won't be down with this s***
And I won't put my a** up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my toe.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
I won't burp my answer and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't go down with big ship
I won't close my eyes and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my arms up and surrender.
I won't go down with dishes.
I will go down with this ship.
I won't go down with this s***.
I will go down with this ship.
I won't go down with this s***
And I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't go down with this s***
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender
There will be no white fags above my door
I'm alone and always will be.
I will go down with this ship
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
I won't go down with this s***
I will go down with this ship
I won't go down with this ship,
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my doom
I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't poke my eyes out.
I won't put my hands up.
I won't poke my eyes up and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't poop pants out and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't put my a** up and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't put my eyes out and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and surrender.
I won't put my hands up and September
There will be no kite flag above my door.
I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door.
I'll let it pass and hold my tone.
And you will feel that I've moved on.
I'll let it pass and hold my tongue.
And you will think that I've moved on.
I'm in love and Galway
I'm in love and always
I'm in love and always melting
I'm in love and always will be
I'm in love and always sweating
I'm in love and always will be
I'm in love with Marcus Welby.
I'm in love and always will be.
Marcus Welby was a TV doctor played by Robert Young in the 70s.
I'm in love, I might as well be.
I'm in love, and always will be.
I'm in love, I'm always melting
I'm in love and always will be
I'm in love, and always swill beer.
I'm in love, and always will be.
I'm in love, and always swill beer.
I'm in love, and always will be.
No one's going to take you to the unknown.
And no regrets at all.
No one's going to take your soul away it's all your own
But innocence was gone.
Our love was past, it'll be there to steal.
All that was there, will be there still.
There will be a white f** above my floor.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no black cat above my door
There will be no white flag above my door
There will be no black flag above my door.
There will be no white flag upon my door.
There will be no mud flap above my door.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no red rag upon my door.
There will be no white flag upon my door.
There will be no white dragons on my door.
There will be no white flag upon my door.
There will be no white f** above my door.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white f***gt at my door.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white f*g upon my door.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white flag above Bob Dole.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white flag above my dome.
There will be no white flag upon my door.
There will be no white flag above my dorm.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white flag above my toe.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white flag above my tongue.
There will be no white flag above my door.
There will be no white flat upon my door
There will be no white flag above my door
Turn the white f**
Burn the white flag
Well I will go down with fishes
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Well I will go down with his s***
And I will put blinds up and surrender
There will be no wire flag above my boar
Arm in love, and always well-being.
Well I won't go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
Well I will go down with this s***.
Well I will go down with this ship.
Well I will go down with this s***
And I won't burp my answer and surrender
There will be no wife like above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my lines out and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
I won't poke my eyes out and surrender.
Well I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender.
Well, I will go down with the ship.
Well, I will go down with this ship.