Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Wherever I May Roam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
A bonny life
My body lies
And I'll redefine fozzy bear.
And I'll take my time anywhere.
And my eyes were severed clean
And my ties are severed clean
And my ties are 70s
And my ties are severed clean
And my ties are Sabbath clean
And my ties are severed clean
And my ties are semi-clean.
And my ties are severed clean.
And my ties are seventeen
And my ties are severed clean
And my tires are 17's.
And my ties are severed clean.
Anywhere I roam
Where I lay, my head explodes
Anywhere I roam
Where I lay my head is home
Call me porn master
My body lie, but still I roam
Carved upon my stone
My body lie but still I roam
Forever rock 'n roll
Wherever I may roam
Forever rock and roll
Wherever I may roam
No man's faggot mom tells me what to wear.
Nomad, Vagabond. Call me what you will.
No man's vagabond tells me what to wear.
Nomad, Vagabond. Call me what you will.
No more wonderin'--old man--bag o' bones
Tell me what to wear.
Roamer, wand'rer, nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will.
Old man, vagabond
Call me what you will.
Nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will.
Pack a bong.
Nomad, vagabond
Roam or wander no man thing a bong
Call me what you will.
Roamer, wand'rer, nomad, vagabond
Call me what you will.
Tell me what you wear
Call me what you will
Wanda! Wanda!
Wander! Wander!