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A place we saw the likes to loan
to Jigsaw Jazz and the Get-Fresh Mode
A place we saw the lights turned low,
jigsaw jazz and the get-fresh flow
Bob Barker told me so.
We're all a part of the total scene.
I got 10 cent slippers and a microphone
I got 2 turntables and a microphone
I got Tombstone pizzas and a microbrew.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got a tone deaf maple with a microphone.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I got a two-ton table and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I got t**-t**-tibles and a mircophone.
I got two turn tables and a microphone.
I got two tube tubas and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I gotta tut-tut-tut on the microphone
or
I'm gonna slap slap slap on the Michael's head
or
You got two-ton Michaels and a Michelob.
I got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got 2 ton gorillas and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got 2 tons of tuna and some rice at home.
I've got 2 turntables and a microphone.
I've got a tapdance mat and a microphone.
I got two turn-tables and a microphone.
I've got a ten inch penis and a microphone
I've got two turntables and a microphone
I've got a time time tickles and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got toe jam football and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got tu-tu-tunes and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got two brass tuba's and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've got two pet gerbils and some mice at home
I've got two turn tables and a microphone
I've got two red bagels and a saxophone.
or
I've got two rutabagas and a slide trombone.
I've got two turn tables and a microphone.
I've got two tail feathers and a microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
I've gotta tap, tap, tap on the microphone.
I've got two turntables and a microphone.
Let the man Gary say, 'I rock the boat!'
Let my man Gary Wilson rock the most.
Let the man get loose while I rock the boat!
Let the man Gary Wilson rock the most!
Members only, hyponotizer,
move through the womb like an ambulance driver
Members only, hyponotizers,
move through the room like ambulance drivers
Pulling out jives and jamboree hand jobs.
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts.
Pulling out jives in jamboree heaven,
two turn tables and a microphone.
Pulling out jives and jamboree handouts,
two turn tables and a microphone.
Rorschach!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Take take take me down to Mardi Gras
Two turn-tables and a microphone
That was a good drum brake
That was a good drum break
That was a good one, Ray.
That was a good drum break
That was a good thing
That was a good drum break
There's a destination, a little off the road
From the habitation of some friends we know
There's a destination, a little up the road
From the habitations and the towns we know.
Two pierced nipples and a microphone
or
Two dildo's and a microphone
or
Two termpapers and a microphone
or
Two termpapers and a microphone
Two turntables and a microphone
Two tin cans and a microphone.
Two turntables and a microphone.
What about dozens from both ways? AC/DCs?
What about those who swing both ways? AC/DCs?
Where it sat
Where it's at
Where it's at!
I got temp-temp-temples of the microphone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
Where it's at!
I got ten paperclips and a microphone.
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Where it's at!
I got twenty-two pebbles and a microphone.
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone.
Where's at!
I got two torpedoes and I'm on the phone
Where it's at!
I got two turntables and a microphone
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