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Everyone, every way!
Yippie-yi, yippie-yay!
How do you take the coffee in the street?
How do you take your coffee, my sweet?
I will watch the dishes, while you go grab a beer.
I will wash the dishes, while you go have a beer.
In the eye, every day.
Yippie ei yippie yay
It's a good one.
or
Say goodbye.
Sad goodbye
Took shelter on the front porch
The bumble laden sun scorch
You like an ice cold lemonade?
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandelion, suns scorching
Like a glass of cold lemonade.
We five the six Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the drove Tennesee
Your mayfriends at the farm
You joined them at the bar
And stood the single day of the week.
We finally sold the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took that job in Tennessee
You made friends at the farm
You joined them at the bar
Most every single day of the week.
Well, don't cha say and eat me
And get back and watch the TV.
Why don't you stay the evening?
Kick back and watch the TV.
Where are my furry socks?
or
Where is my prairie song?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my John McLaine?
Where is my John Wayne?
John McLaine is Bruce Willis' character from the Die Hard movies
Where is my Johnny Lang?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my charming way?
Where is my very sun?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my fairy son?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my furry sock?
Where is my prarie song?
Where is my furry socks?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my furry sod?
or
Where is my parasol?
or
Where is my very soul?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my furry son?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is my humble old man?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my jolly rain?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my novel romance?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my one romance?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my poor romance?
or
Where is my honorable man?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my prairie son?
Where is my prairie sun?
Where is the Bobor man?
Where is his shiny car?
Where is my Marlboro man?
Where is his shiny gun?
Why, no, where we might do the dress tonight?
I am wearing my new dress tonight.
I will braise the turkey
If you pay all the bills
I will raise the children
If you pay all the bills
I will raise the pilgrims
I will raise the children
I will wash the dishes
While you go outta here
I will wash the dishes
While you go have a beer
Where are my jammies?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my Charlie?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my honorable mention?
Where is my Marlboro Man?
Where is my journey?
Where is my John Wayne?
Where is my other man?
Where is my Marlboro Man?