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Amish love, baby don't hurt me.
What is love? Baby don't hurt me.
Baby don't touch me
Baby don't hurt me
Baby don’t hug me
Baby don’t hurt me
Baby no Berkeley
Baby don't hurt me
Baby no turkey
or
Baby cold turkey
or
Baby talks turkey
Baby don't hurt me
How in the world of no other lovers?
I want no other, no other lover
I love you and the rhyme that you love me.
I love you whether or not you love me.
Modern love anyway
What is love anyway?
Nowhere wanted, just me and you
I know we're one, just me and you
Quitting cold turkey
Baby don't hurt me
This is our life, I would die
This is our life, our time
This is why I don't mind adultery.
This is why I don't mind your doubting.
This is why I don't mind you dancing
This is why I don't mind your doubting
What is love in a way?
What is love anyway?
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Jon Pertwee
No more
What is love?
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
No more
What is slug in a way?
What is love anywhere?
What should I buy?
Why should I mind?
I gave you my love, but you don't dare
I gave you my love, but you don't care
Take me to Sonic
Give me a sign
What is lard anyway?
What is love anyway?
What should I buy?
Why should I mind?
Why should I die?
Why should I mind?
Genital herpes
Baby don't hurt me