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And he ignores the girl next door
'Cause he's dying to get at her.
And he adores the girl next door
'Cause he's dying to get at her.
And he's oh so "help me!"
In his body and his mind.
And he's oh so healthy
In his body and his mind.
But his mother knows him best of all
In spite of what he thinks.
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes.
But his mother knows the best about matters of the instincts
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes
But his mother knows the best about the matter of all of these things
But his mother knows the best about the matrimonial stakes
But his mother knows the best about
The matter of owning snakes
But his mother knows the best about
The matrimonial stakes
The matter of morning stinks
The matrimonial stakes
This world is built on bunting I can see it never fails
This world is built on punctuality it never fails
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