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'Cause we're December fools.
'Cause we're the simple fools.
'Cause we're the silver fools
or
'Cause we're the sieve of fooze.
'Cause we're the simple fools.
Should be credited to Starship, not Jefferson Starship, because they had already dropped the word Jefferson from their name by the time they recorded this song.
A coney place to pom-pom,
Listen to the radio
Marconi plays the mambo
Listen to the radio
A holy place to mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
And Jenny plays the bongos.
Marconi plays the mamba.
At least they've got the choke hold.
Police have got the choke hold.
Big, big city of Rock and Roll!
We built this city on Rock and Roll.
Big, big city of Rock and Roll.
We built this city on rock and roll.
But at least we got the joker.
Police have got the choke hold.
But we're the silver bull
'Cause we're the simple fools
Corey Haim remembers.
Marconi plays the mamba.
Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools,
Looking for America, cutting through your schools
Don't tell us you need us 'cause we're the ship of fools,
Looking for America, coming through your schools
Don't tell us you need us, 'cause were the super fools.
Don't tell us you need us, 'cause were the simple fools.
Don't tell us you need us, 'cuz we're the ship of fools
Looking for America, calling to your schools.
Don't tell us you need us, 'cuz we're the simple fools
Looking for America, coming through your schools.
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause we love simple tools
Looking for a miracle
Coming to the school
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause we're the simple fools
Looking for America
Coming to your schools
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause we're the ship of fools.
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause were just simple fools.
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause we're the super fools.
Don't tell us you need us
'Cause we're the simple fools.
Feces in the hoopla.
Knee deep in the hoopla
For we should ride the choke home, ohhhh but we just lost the bit
Police have got the choke hold, ohhhhh and we just lost the beat
Genie's in the hoopla
Knee deep in the hoopla
Hey Bill, we are silly on Rock'n'Roll!
We built this city on Rock'n'Roll!
If only, Aye Caramba
I'd listened to the radio.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
It's just another Sunday
On a tired old street
Police have robbed the toad hole (oh)
And we just lost the beat.
It's just another Sunday
On a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold (oh)
And we just lost the beat.
Knee deep in the poo-poo
Knee deep in the hoopla
Like holy snakes Mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
Ma Coley plays the Mamba.
Marconi plays the Mamba.
Ma Coley plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
Ma Corey plays La Bamba
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
Ma, police placed the number, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
Marconi plays the mambo, listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
Macaulay plays the mamba.
Marconi plays La Bamba.
Mahoney plays the Mamba
Listening to the radio.
Marconi plays the Mamba
Listen to the radio.
Mahoney plays the bamba
Marconi plays the mamba.
Mahoney plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
Marconi plays "La Bamba"
or
My pony plays the mamba
or
My colon plays La Bamba
Marconi plays the mamba
Marconi plays 'La Bamba'
Marconi plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the bop pop
Marconi plays the mamba
Marconi please remember
Listen to the radio
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio
Mark only plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
McCauley plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
McCody plays the Bamba.
Marconi plays the Mamba.
My Brony plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
I honestly thought this was the line when I first heard it!
My Cody plays the Mamba.
Marconi plays the Mamba.
My Coney goes "La Bamba"
Looking for a dirty ho.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
My Corey plays the mamba,
listen to the radio
Marconi plays the mamba,
listen to the radio
My Cronie plays my momma.
Marconi plays the mamba.
My Pony play the mango
Marconi plays the mamba.
My Tony plays "La Bamba"
Marconi plays the mamba
My Tony plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the Mamba.
My accordion plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
My chorus plays the "Mama"
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
My coley place that mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
My collie plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
My colon plays 'La Bamba'.
Marconi plays the mamba.
My crony plays La Bamba
Marconi plays the mamba.
My phony plays La Bamba
or
My phony plays the mambo
Marconi plays the mamba
My pony plays La Bamba
Marconi plays the mamba
My pony plays my momma
Listen to the raving 'ho'.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
My pony plays the Mamba
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the Mamba
Listen to the radio.
My pony plays the Momba.
Marconi plays the Mamba.
My pony plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
Marconi is the person credited with inventing radio (though Tesla certainly had his hand in it too!)
My soul he plays the bamba
Marconi plays the mamba.
Nabisco city on rock and roll
We built this city on rock and roll
Napoleon plays La Bamba
Marconi plays the mamba.
Napoleon plays the mambo
Marconi plays the mamba
Nini did the Hoopla
Knee-deep in the Hoopla
I am unsure of how this can be classed as "the worst song in history"...it's the most catchiest song in history!
Now Tony plays the mamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
Now Tony plays the number
Marconi plays the mamba.
Oh now we just lost the deed
or
Oh now we just lost a deal
Oh, and we just lost the beat.
Oh, aren't we just lobster meat?
Oh, and we just lost the beat.
Oh, corny is 'La Bamba'
Glisten to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this sissy
We built this cissy on rock and roll.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio
Don't you remember?
We built this city
We built this city on rock and roll.
Only played the vampire
Marconi plays the mamba.
Palita got the chokehold, but we just loves the beat
Police have got the chokehold, but we just lost the beat
Peeing in the hoopla.
Knee deep in the hoopla
Police have got the choke hold, aren't we just lobster meat?
Police have got the choke hold, and we just lost the beat.
Police have got the tote board
The wind just loves to beat
Police have got the choke hold
And we just lost the beat.
Politza got the choco, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But Wija loves the beat
Police have got the chokehold, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
But we just lost the beat
Richie sings La Bamba.
Marconi plays the mamba.
That call you placed to Mama
Marconi plays the mamba
The Corporation Mama
Marconi plays the mamba.
Then Tony shaved the llama.
Marconi plays the mamba.
They call us Eerie Mama
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the Mamba
Listen to the radio.
They call us in West Palm Beach.
They call us irresponsible
They call us in Wisconsin
They call us irresponsible
Tony plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba.
Too many nominees
Too many runaways
We bilked this city out of rock and roll
We built this city on rock and roll
We built Petes chippy on Oldham Road
We built this city on rock and roll
We built these pinnies with silicone.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this CD on rock 'n' roll
or
Rebuilt this city on rock 'n' roll
We built this city on rock 'n' roll
We built this cinema.
We built this city, yeah!
We built this city on broken road
We built this city on rock and roll
This whole time I thought the chorus was about trying to mask over society's unstable structure and civil unrest and I was like "god this is so deep"
We built this city on hot ham rolls
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this city on rock and soil.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city on rocket's homes.
or
We built this city on rocker's homes.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city on sausage rolls
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this city on sock and soul.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city on the wrong damn road.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city on this g** d*** road
We built this city on Rock and Roll.
We built this city out of socks and soles
We built this city on rock and roll
We built this city, we built this city on the wrong damn road
or
We milked this city, we milked this city on rock and roll
or
Milk and cereal, Milk and cereal, and Rock and Roll!!
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
We built this city
We built this city on Long Dale Road.
We built this city
We built this city on Rock and Roll.
We built this synagogue
We built this city on...
We gave this CD some rock and roll
We built this city on rock and roll
We grilled this patty on whole wheat rolls
We built this city on rock 'n' roll
We killed this kitty with rocks and stones
We built this city on rock and roll
We milkin' city on knockin' door.
We built this city on rock and roll.
We're a ship of fools
We're just simple fools
Another disputed lyric. Both are reported as correct, depending on what lyrics sites you go to. (Editor's note: Until I see the liner notes of the album or a member of the group enunciates the lyric, I'm leaving it this way.)
While Tony plays the banjo
Marconi plays the mamba.
While Tony plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
Marconi plays the mamba
Listen to the radio.
While Tony plays the mamba
Marconi plays the mamba
Who drives the wrecking ball, and 2 rock guitars
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars
Who needs to rock the Topol?
Police have got the chokehold.
Bad Dog adds: "Topol is the name of a smoker's tooth polish, but I'm sure it's no longer on the market."
Who rides the wrecking ball in too-loud guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our parked cars
Who rides the wrecking ball in two our guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball into parked cars?
Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?
Who writes the record hall and who bought guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball in to our guitars?
Who writes the rectum hall
Into our guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball
Into our guitars?
Who writes the wrecking ball in two parked guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball in two our guitars?
Who writes the wrecking ball
In two wild guitars?
Who rides the wrecking ball
Into our guitars?
Wilma does the mambo.
Marconi plays the mamba