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As he catches the poor old Lady Di
As he catches the poor old ladies' eyes
Hell, man, how can you stand to think that way?
Hey old man, how can you stand to think that way?
Is the light on the collar, ahhhhhh.
Is the line on the color bar.
Is the light on the cummerbund.
Is the line on the color bar.
Is the lion on the combine
Is the line on the color bar.
I am picturing a majestic King of the Beasts driving a piece of farm equipment.
Just look forty cents, "Get a job."
Just for fun he says, 'Get a job'.
Said, hey little boy, you can't go with the other school.
Said, hey little boy you can't go where the others go.
Stand in line, making time.
Standing in line marking time
Standing in line marketing time
Waiting for the little big dime.
Standing in line marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime.
Standing in line, Muppet time
or
Standing in line, market time
or
Standing in line, Mountain Time
Waiting for the warfare time
(later)
Well, they passed the lord in '64
To kittens who ain’t got a little more
Standing in line, marking time
Waiting for the welfare dime
(later)
Well, they passed a law in '64
To give those who ain’t got a little more
Sulfates will never change
Some things will never change
Sunday will never change
Some things will never change
Th' Easter Bunny says, 'Get a job.'
Just for fun he says, 'Get a job.'
The light on the combine
Is the line on the color bar.
There's a light in the concubine.
or
There's a light in the cuckold bar.
Is the line on the color bar.
There's a light on the corner bar.
Is the line on the color bar.
There's a light on the cummerbund.
or
There's some Sprite on your cummerbund.
Is the line on the color bar.
There's a line on a boulevard
Is the line on a color bar
There's a line on the columbine
Is the line on the color bar.
There's a lot unchanged, and nothing's mine
'Cause the law don't change another's mind
There's the line on the boulevard.
Is the line on the color bar.
Who can hurt who in the b***s?
Who can hurt who the most?