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Alligator cheese and the car keys
I don't need the G's or the car keys.
Baby, you can strip
You can get a tattoo
I like you just the way you are.
Baby, if you strip
You can get a tip
'Cause I like you just the way you are.
Bag it up 'til we get it right.
Thug it out 'til we get it right.
Can't get out until we get it right
Thug it out til we get it right
Get a dose of dope
or
Get a dosey-doh
Get a dose of D.O.E.
I don't mind if you got cheese on your cockneys,
I like you just the way you are
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
I don't need no cheese on my cracker.
I don't need the G's or the car keys.
I don't need the cheese on my car keys.
I don't need the G's or the car keys.
I don't need the cheese on the comcast boy
I like you just the way you are
I don't need the G's or the car keys
Boy I like you just the way you are
I don't need the cheese or the car keys.
I don't need the G's or the car keys.
I don't need the cheese or the car keys.
I don’t need the G’s or the car keys.
I don’t need the cheese or the car keys.
I don’t need the G’s or the car keys.
I really gotta sneeze
Boy, I like you just the way you are.
I don't need the cheese
Boy, I like you just the way you are.
I'm about to strip and I want it quick.
I'm about to strip and I'm well equipped.
I'm about to strip and I want it quick
I'm about to strip and I'm all equipped
If we go touch, you can still touch my crotch, it's free.
If we go touch, you can still touch my love, it's free.
So let them all horse bleed, till they turn to rust
So let's let all hearts bleed, till they turn to rust
We can work with octopus, just you and me.
We can work without the perks, just you and me.
We can work without the folks, just you and me
We can work without the perks, just you and me
Yeah my money ain't in the roof like Phil Eminem
And it's really not quite Lawrence Anderson
Your body ain't Pamela Anderson
It's a struggle just to get you in the camper van
or
It's a struggle just to get you in the camera van
But listen baby girl
Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger castle, baby girl
I love you just the way you are, the way you are
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta floss for me
With a goat, you can still touch my love, it's free
Yeah my money ain't aloof like Phil and them
And it's really not quite low as LSN
Your body ain't Pamela Anderson
It's a struggle just to get you in the caravan
But listen baby girl
Before I let you lose a pound I'll buy a bigger car, so listen baby girl
I love you just the way you are, the way you are
Oh, baby, it's alright now, you ain't gotta flaunt for me
If we go and touch, you can still touch my love, it's free
You ain't gotta flow for me
You ain't gotta flaunt for me
You can still touch my bod, it's free.
You can still touch my love, it's free.
You can still touch my knob, it's free
You can still touch my love, it's free.
You can still touch my nub, it's free
you can still touch my love, it's free
You can still touch my nuts free
You can still touch my love, it's free.
You can still touch my nuts free
You can still touch my love, it’s free
You can touch my k***, it's free.
You can still touch my love, it's free.
You can touch my nub, it's free.
You can still touch my love, it’s free
Baby girl
When you're naked, I want you dead, want you dead - yeah.
Baby girl
When I make it, I want you there, want you there - yeah.