Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Watermelon Crawl that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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I heard a great big sneeze from a small little mare
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
I heard a welcome speech from a small town band.
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mare.
I heard a welcome speech from a small-town mayor.
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Red Rind County Watermelon Festival ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
or
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Run County Watermelon vegtable ahead
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival ahead
I saw a home made sign written in red
Ryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
I saw a home made sign written in red:
Rund County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Rind County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Rhine County Watermelon Festival Ahead.
Well, since the song's about watermelons of course one's mind would think "rind" when a similar-sounding word pops up.
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Ryan County Watermelon Festival ahead
I saw a homemade sign written in red: Bryan County Watermelon Festival Ahead
She wiggled and she jiggled,
Beat all you ever saw
she wiggled and she giggled
Beat all you ever saw
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Lake What-A-Big-@$$, Watermelons on the vine..
Well, we got a hundred gallons of sweet red wine,
Made from the biggest Watermelons on the vine..