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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Want Ads that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Anyone except a young Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
But will accept a young trainee.
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Experience in love preferred
But won't accept it if you're Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
Experience in love preferred
But will accept a young trainee.
The Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Experienced in love affairs
But will accept a young trainee.
Original Lyrics:
Experience in love preferred
But will accept a young trainee.
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Experienced in loving back
But will accept if you're Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
Experienced in love affairs
But will accept a young trainee.
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna put 'em in a Rolex
Original Lyrics:
Gonna put 'em in the want ads
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Gonna put ‘em in the Romans
Original Lyrics:
Gonna put ‘em in the want ads
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
He thinks that I'm a poo
Original Lyrics:
He thinks that I'm a fool
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going to the easy cue
Original Lyrics:
I'm going to the evening news
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lipstick on his collar
perfume on his shoes.
Original Lyrics:
Lipstick on his collar, perfume on it too.
The Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wanted - young man sing a land free.
Original Lyrics:
Wanted - young man single and free.
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll accept a young Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
We'll accept a young trainee.
Honey Cone's, "Want Ads"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll still accept a young Chinese.
Original Lyrics:
We'll accept a young trainee.

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