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All the Japanese put their Yenabardy boys call the gremlin
All the Japanese with their yen the party boys call the Kremlin
All the Japanese with their yen, the party boys call the gremlin.
All the Japanese with their yen, the party boys call the Kremlin.
All the Japanese with their yen,
the Hardy Boys call it gamblin'.
All the Japanese with their yen,
the party boys call the Kremlin.
All the boys are men by the Nile
They got the money autograph.
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
All the cups and the donor chop say.
All the cops in the donut shop say.
All the dykes in the hook-up places.
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
All the dykes in the hooker place say.
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
All the guys with the hook-up bikes say,
Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh.
All the types with the hookah pipes say,
Way oh, way oh, way oh, way oh.
All the kids and the wallet wops say.
All the kids in the marketplace say.
All the kids are so sick of books
They like the bunk and the middle bed
or
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the park and the meadow bed
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
All the oil paintings on the tombs
All the old paintings on the tombs
All the old Chang Chings and Ah Chew,
They do the slam dance, don't you know?
All the old paintings on the tomb,
They do the sand dance, don't you know?
All the old Fing Gings on the tomb,
they do the sun dance, don't you know?
All the old paintings on the tombs,
they do the sand dance, don't you know?
What the heck is a "Fing Ging", anyway?
All the old play things on the tune
They do the Sundance, don't you know?
All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance, don`t you know?
All the school kids so cigar books
They like the bug and the middle back.
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
All the school kids so sick o' books
They like to f*** 'em a little bit.
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
All the school kids so sick of books,
they like to flunk in a little bit
All the school kids so sick of books,
they like the punk and the metal band
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk in the middle and
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
And the buzzer man by the Nile
And the bazaar man by the Nile
Falling types and the hookah hots say.
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
Got them a knee ornament
Got the money on a bet
I get so sick of the folks
That like to f*** in the middle lane.
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band.
If you want to find all the c**ks
They're hanging out in the donor shop.
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the doughnut shop.
It's like Veda Street, then you're back
Shift your arm, then you call a cock
Like Sergeant No (oh way oh)
Who strikes a pose on a Cadillac.
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Life is hard, you know (oh way oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac.
It's like being in the street when you're back
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
On the bus are men bite a nutty
customer knee'd on a bed
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
Line your feet astreet, bend your back shift your arm, then you pull a clock,
like Sergeant O
So strike a pose on a cadillac
or
Slight faded streets in your back shift around then you call a cop
Let Sergeant know
You strike a pose on a cadillac
or
Slight faded streets in your back shift around then you call a cop
Let Sergeant know
You strike a pose on a cadillac
Slide your feet up the street,
bend your back, Shift your arm, then you pull it back.
Life's hard, you know (oh way oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
Slight feet up stream
Bend your earth
Ship your, umm
Then you pull your cack.
Slide your feet up the street
Bend your back
Shift your arm
Then you pull it back.
Take a look at all the cocks
They're hanging out in the corner shops
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the doughnut shops
Roosters must like donuts too
The butt waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they gross the floor.
The blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor.
They do the same dance, dont'cha know
They do the sand dance, dont'cha know
They drop your drink, then they bring you more.
You drop your drink, then they bring you more.
They like the pump and the middle man.
They like the punk and the metal band.
They like to forget a little bit
They like the punk and the metal band
They like to plunk in a little bed.
They like the punk and the metal band.
They spin the co-coons down the block.
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block
They spin the kruk, cruise down the block.
They spin the clubs, cruise down the block.
They spin their cocoons 'round the block.
Spin the clubs cruise down the block.
They're walking like any gypsy and...
They're walkin' like an Egyptian
The way this part of the song is written, it puts stress on the word "an", hence the mishearing.
Walk like a magician
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like any dips**t.
Walk like an Egyptian.
Walk with an erection
Walk like an Egyptian
When the butcher rings
When the buzzer rings
With the Boujeres (oh way oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian.
When the buzzer rings (oh way oh)
They`re walking like an Egyptian.
And the bizzarre man by the Nile
They got the menu on a boat.
And the bazaar man by the Nile
They got the money on a bet.
For enticing a hooker pie, say...
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
If you wanna find all the gods
or
If you wanna find all the guns
or
If you wanna find all the cups
If you wanna find all the cops
If you want to find all the cards
If you want to find all the cops
It's like feeding street...gibberish
Then you're on bad s***s ya then you pull a/the cock
Slide your feet up the street, bend your back
Shift your arm, then you pull it back
Let's fart, oh no
Life's hard, you know
Look like an Egyptian
Walk Like an Egyptian
Looks like an addiction
Walk like an Egyptian
Looks like an addiction
Walk like an Egyptian
Looks like an e-ticket
Walk like an Egyptian
Old Japanese with their yen
All the Japanese with their yen
Oppy O Pay Tings
On the tombs
They do the Sun Dance
Don’t cha know?
All the old paintings
On the tombs
They do the sand dance
Don't you know?
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
T’s like fartin’ (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
The bum waitresses take their trays
The blonde waitresses take their trays
Walk like a lesbian
Walk like an Egyptian.
When the butcher reads
When the buzzer rings
With their pussy rings (oh way oh)
They`re walking like an Egyptian.
When the buzzer rings (oh way oh)
They`re walking like an Egyptian.
World's like an eviction
Walk like an Egyptian