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Everclear's, "Volvo Driving Soccer Mom"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my bride ring from my bra
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard shaped bum
I really used to be a bad girl
I got kinky in the bathroom at my high school prom.
Original Lyrics:
I used to be a dancer at the local strip club
But now I know my right wing from my wrong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got busted for posession on my wizard-shaped bong
I really used to be a bad girl
I got gang-b***ed in the bathroom at my high school prom.

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