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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Viva La Vida that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the fear in my enemy's ass
Original Lyrics:
Feel the feel in my enemy's eyes
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the fear in our enemy's a**
Mister Mr. Krab would sing
Original Lyrics:
Feel the feel in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel the fear in the enemy’s rats
Original Lyrics:
Feel the feel in my enemy's eyes
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't complain
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
Emotion beater will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know some Beatle won't call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some reason I can't refrain
or
For some reason I can't restrain
or
For some reason I can't replay
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
For some weeks with a can of spray
I know some Peter will call my name
Original Lyrics:
For some reason I can't explain
I know saint Peter won't call my name
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Charizard when bells are ringing
No man covered Rayquaza singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Calvary choirs are singing
Rayquaza is a Pokemon character.
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Christmas bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jefferson bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jerry's little bells ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Catholic quests singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear Jetson bells are ringing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear cherished little bells are ringing.
Roman Catholic choirs are singing.
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing.
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear terrorists and the bells are ringing
Roman Catholic choirs are singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear terrorists yell are singing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells are ringing
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I heard Jerusalem bells are ringin'
Roman Catholic choirs are singin'
Believe I'm bearin' my soul to seethin'
My mission air is a farin' feelin'
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter will call my name
Never was a honest word
But that was when I ruled the world.
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing,br> Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain
I know St. Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word
But that was when I ruled the world.
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I know some teacher will call my name
or
I know some teacher won't call my name
Original Lyrics:
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see in the mirror, myself
I see the missionaries in a farmer's field
Original Lyrics:
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I see the mirror, myself
I see the missionaries in a far out field
Original Lyrics:
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
Funny, but a little self explanatory
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to woo the whirl
Original Lyrics:
I used to rule the world
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missionaries are far and few
Original Lyrics:
My missionaries in a foreign field
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Missionaries in a farm field
Original Lyrics:
Missionaries in a foreign field
Thought this for probably a couple of years before I learned the real lyrics (never came up in conversation until afterward).
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
My mission ain't in a fallen field
Original Lyrics:
My missionaries in a foreign field
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never an honest one
Original Lyrics:
Never an honest word
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in the dog I poop together destroy the water I just stole
Original Lyrics:
Now in the morning I sleep alone Sweep the streets I used to own
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now in the morning I sweep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
Original Lyrics:
Now in the morning I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Revolutionaries swayed
For my head on a silver plate
Original Lyrics:
Revolutionaries wait
For my head on a silver plate
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman Catholic Christ is singing.
Original Lyrics:
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing.
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman Catholic choirs are singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman Catholic wives are singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman catholic choirs were singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman cattle requires a singing.
Original Lyrics:
Roman cavalry choirs are singing.
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Roman cattle requires off singing
Original Lyrics:
Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shattered windows and the sound of germs
Original Lyrics:
Shattered windows and the sound of drums
Coldplay's, "Viva La Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
The Michelin Man in a foreign field
Original Lyrics:
My missionaries in a foreign field
Coldplay's, "Viva la Vida"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear carousel bells ringing,
Rowan Calgary choirs singing
He more, mirror my soul, seal
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can’t explain,
I know Saint Peter will call my name
And rule this world,
But that was when I ruled the world.
Original Lyrics:
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing,
Roman cavalry choirs are singing
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign field
For some reason I can't explain,
I know Saint Peter won't call my name
Never an honest word,
But that was when I ruled the world.

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