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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Vampires Will Never Hurt You that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And now the night comes out to stage for this they come impaired she said
Original Lyrics:
And now the nightclub sets the stage for this they come in pairs she said
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Driving in this dirt
Original Lyrics:
Driving in this hearse
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get off the phone.
Original Lyrics:
Get off the floor.
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I shot Whitey.
Original Lyrics:
Shot white teeth
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Machop! Come on!
Original Lyrics:
Let's go! Come on!
Machop = a Pokemon In case someone didn't know.
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck dick
Original Lyrics:
Struck down
Gerard Way's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Suck dick
Original Lyrics:
Struck down
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's something stuck in my eye.
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.
My Chemical Romance's, "Vampires Will Never Hurt You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You wanna swing of my gun
Original Lyrics:
You put the spike in my heart.

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