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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Unpretty that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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At the end of the day I have myself to blame
I’m just too fat
At the end of the day I have myself to blame
I’m just trippin’
Bein' a physician can make me feel so damn unpretty
Be in a position to make me feel so damn unpretty
By your size look cool
By your size look cool.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
Damn, I'm pretty
Damn unpretty
I am seismo-cool
I am sizeable.
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am sensible
I'm responsible
Every time I think up a rule it's because of you
....You can bite your hair if it won't grow
You can pick your nose if it says so
You can buy all the make-up that man can make
Buddy--you can look inside you
Find out who ate my food
Be in the position to make me feel so-
Damn, I'm pretty!
My outsides are cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through it's because of you
....You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up that mac can make
But if, you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
Be in the position to make me feel so
Damn unpretty
I am sizable I am sizable
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am sizeable.
My insides are blue.
I am soccer-proof
I am soccer-proof
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I am tont-a-boo
I am Tont-a-boo.
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue.
I excise the blue
I excise the gloom
My outsides look cool,
My insides are blue.
I have sized the cruel, I have sized the Pope
My outsides look cool, my insides are blue.
I have sized up who, I have sized up who
My outsides look cool, my insides are blue.
I look so uncool
My insizable
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue.
I massage my poo, I massage my poo.
My outsides look cool, inside I'm blue.
I wish I could tie you up and Posh too.
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes.
I wish I could tie you up and bash you.
I wish I could tie you up in my shoes.
My icecream is cool
The blueberries blue
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
My inside for Blue’s Clues
My insides are blue
My insides are blue
My insides are goo
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
I am so uncool
I'm unsizeable
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
or
Why'd ya size the poo,
why'd ya size the poo
My outsides looks cool
My insides are blue
You can buy a hat if you won't grow
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can buy a head that won't grow,
you can pick your nose if he says so
You can buy hair if it won't grow,
you can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make-up a man can make
You can look as I do
I've got poo on my shoe
You can buy all the make-up that Mac can make
But if, you can't look inside you
Find out who am I to
You can by all the make-up a man can make
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
or
You can buy all the make-up the mannequin made
You can by all the make-up that M.A.C. can make
You can buy all the makeup, American made
You can by all the make-up that M.A.C. can make
You can buy all the makeup, the MAC and Maybelline.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
You can buy arms and make them mac and made.
You can buy all the makeup that M.A.C. can make.
You can fish a hook through your nose, oh.
You can fix your nose if he says so.
You can pick your nose if he says so
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can pierce your nose if he says so.
You can fix your nose if he says so.