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And a pair of onyx eyes
And a parrot on each side
Don't mess the clay
Domesticly
I can obey all of your rules and still pee-pee
I can obey all of your rules and still be me
I will grow my own private brunch.
I will grow my own private branch.
Let you knight tonight.
Let's unite tonight.
Let you melt tonight
We sure don't fight.
Let's unite tonight
We shouldn't fight.
Let's unite tonight
We sure didn't fight.
Let's unite tonight
We shouldn't fight.
We shout and fight.
We shouldn't fight.
Wish you don't fight
We shouldn't fight
You gardener you, discipline her
Domestically
You gardener, you discipliner
Domestically
You gardener, you discipliner
Don't mess with me.
You gardener, you discipliner
Domestically
You guards in it
You discipline her
You: gardener
You: discipliner
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