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This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Unfortunate Miss Bailey that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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'How vast, Miss Bailey,' then he cried, 'your c*** affrights me, really.'
'Dear Captain Smith,' the ghost replied, 'you bruised me unctioned tea leaves.
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'How fast, Miss Bailey,' then he cried, 'you've come to fright me, really.'
'Dear Captain Smith,' the ghost replied, 'you loosed me engine wheelie.
'Avast, Miss Bailey,' then he cried, 'you can't affright me, really.'
'Dear Captain Smith,' the ghost replied, 'you used me ungenteelly.
He took to drinking rabbit pee
And fought upon Miss Bailey.
He took to drinking ratafia
And tho't upon Miss Bailey.
The coroner's quest goes hard with me because I acted freely.
The coroner's quest goes hard with me because I acted fraily.
The hornets' nest's so hard to beat because I acted frailly
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The hornets' nest won't bother me because I acted frailly
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The horn is west coast's Harvard meet because I acted frailly
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The foreigner's west coast harbours me because I acted frailly.
The coroner's quest goes hard with me because I've acted freely.
When ninety times he went to bed
For he had Congo fever.
One night betimes he went to bed
For he had caught a fever.