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All of the world's shot down
It's where I threw some blood
Under the bridge downtown!
Is where I drew some blood
And he kisses my Willy.
And he kisses me windy.
Cover of a Red Hot Chili Peppers song, told from the perspective of the other gender.
And she kisses my windhole
And she kisses me windy
At least I has Turtle, the city she loves me
Lonely as hot ham, together we cry.
At least I have her love, the city she loves me
Lonely as I am, together we cry.
At least I have heard of
The city, she loves me.
At least I have her love
The city, she loves me.
Bowl of Wheat Germ I
Want some Chicken Cordon Bleu.
Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood.
Don't wanna waste our time,
I could not get enough
Under the bridge downtown,
I could not get enough
Eau de Chateau
Is where I drink some blood.
Under the bridge downtown
Is where I drew some blood.
Go the place I love
She sees my good deeds and
she kisses the wind and,
well I never wanted all that in a life
Under the bridge downtown
She sees my good deeds and
She kisses me windy
Well I never worry, now that is a lie
Goin' to Wichita.
Under the bridge downtown
How could I be so dumb?
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get it off
I could not get enough
I don't ever wanna feel like a tee-ta-tay
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
I ride on a street cause
She's like a van, yeah
I walk through a hill cuz
She knows who I am.
She seems like a deeds and
She kisses my wind, hey.
I drive on her streets 'cause
She's my companion
I walk through her hills cause
She knows who I am.
She sees my good deeds and
She kisses me windy.
It's bad, I drew some blood
...is where I drew some blood
Let's kiss a cockroach
I could not get it up.
Under the bridge downtown
I could not get enough.
Well, it sounded like that in Hebrew.
Let's kiss a cocorache I could not get it up
Under the bridge downtown, I could not get enough.
Look at the place and time
Under the bridge downtown
Love in an ancient tongue.
Under the bridge downtown
Oh God, I found my love.
Forgot about my love.
Oh God, don't bite my love.
Forgot about my love.
Oh god, oh bite my love
Forgot about my love.
Oh yes, I am.
Lonely as I am
Oh, God will back my loan
Forgot about my love
Oh, God, goodbye my love
Forgot about my love
Out in a marijuana field
Like I did that day
I don't ever wanna feel
Like I did that day.
She kisses my Wendy.
And she kisses me windy.
She kisses the winded.
She kisses me windy.
Show me the way, Chantal.
Under the bridge downtown
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a porno.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have apartment.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Sometimes I feel like I own an apartment.
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.
Sometimes I feel like I should stab my partner
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Take me, you're a 'way'
Take me all the way
The city I live in, the city of ankles.
The city I live in, the city of angels.
The city of bagels.
The city of angels.
Under the bridge Chantal
Under the bridge downtown
Under the bridge, I'm Tom.
Under the bridge downtown
Under the bridge, my son
Under the bridge downtown
Under the bridge, my time
It's where I lost some blood.
Under the bridge downtown
It's where I drew some blood.
Under the mistletoe
Oh God about my love
Under the bridge downtown
Forgot about my love
Under the mistletoe is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown is where I drew some blood
Under the mistletoe!
Is where I drew some blood
Under the bridge downtown!
Is where I drew some blood
Under the mistletoe,
I could not get it up
Under the bridge downtown,
I could not get enough.
Under the mistletoe, is where I drew some blood.
Under the bridge downtown, is where I drew some blood
Under the pink chateau
Under the bridge downtown
Why do I never wanna fee
Like I did dat day
Deem me to da placenta lub
Deck me all today.
I don't ever want to feel
Like I did that day
Take me to the place I love
Take me all the way.
Carlos Santana
Under the bridge downtown
Don't ever waste your time
Under the bridge downtown
I don't ever wanna feel like I'm Chip and Dale
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
I don't ever wanna feel like a Chippendale
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
Chippendales are the shirtless guys wearing a bow tie, collar and shirt cuffs famous for their male striptease performances.
I don't ever wanna feel like a dick that day
I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
I don't ever wanna see
I don't ever wanna feel
I walk through her heels 'cause she knows who I am.
I walk through her hills 'cause she knows who I am.
I'ma the reach the top
Under the bridge downtown
It's the CD I live for
It's the city I live in
Luckily there is no doubt.
Under the bridge downtown.
Oh God, I lost my love
OR
Oh God, I'm not my love
Forgot about my love
She kisses her Wendy
And she kisses me windy
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a problem
Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
Under the bridge, my son,
Could not get it up!
Under the bridge downtown,
I could not get enough
You're gonna waste your time
Under the bridge downtown