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And if you like the terminator,
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to tell me maybe
Just go ahead, now
And if you like to call me later
And if you want to call me baby
And if you like to tell me, baby
And if you like to tell me maybe
And if you want to call me Mavis
Just go ahead now.
And if you want to call me Baby
Just go ahead now.
Dollars in his pockets
Diamonds in his pockets
Francis, Francis, do I know you?
Princes, princes who adore you
Got some Cilla in his jacket
And in his head now
You marry him, your father will control you
How about Dad now?
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Ain't in his head, now
You marry him, your father will condone you
How about that now?
Got some symbol on his jacket
or
Got some Godzilla 'pon his jacket
or
Got some Godzilla 'pon his jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Got some big sin upon his jacket.
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
Got some big spit up on his jacket.
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
Got some mix here upon his jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Got some mix in a bomber jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Got some mixey love on his jacket.
Got some big seal upon his jacket.
Got some pig swill upon his jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Got some pixie leaf 'pon his jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
He'll even sing now
He'll eat his hat now
He's got some big seal up on his jacket
or
He's got some syrup on his jacket
or
He's got some syrup on his jacket
Got some big seal upon his jacket
How about death now?
How about that now?
I ain't got no future or famentry
I ain't got no future or family tree
I don't wanna pitch another hard to be.
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
I don't wanna put another heart to bits,
I don't wanna put another heart to bits
I know what a prince and lover ought to be,
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I don't wanna really try that hard to pee.
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
I don't want a prince, another heart should be
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
I don't want a prince, another heart to beat
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I don't want put you in my arms again
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I don't wanna beats a bailey heart could be.
or
I know what I'm thinkin' and I got to pee
or
I know what I'm thinkin' and I got to pee
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
I know what a bitch a lovin' heart can be
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
I know what a pretty lover hard to be.
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
I know what a prison lover ought to be.
I know what a prince and lover ought to be.
You don't hear that many happy pop songs about prison rape.
I'm the one who put your lover on TV.
I know what a Prince and lover ought to be.
I'm the one who puts your little heart to beat
I know what a prince and lover ought to be
Just gimme hell now.
Just go ahead now.
Just go to Hell now.
Just go ahead now.
Marry him, you f*** up, we'll condone you.
Marry him, your father will condone you.
Murray Head, Marley & Me
Marry him or marry me?
One goes down into his pockets
One has diamonds in his pockets
One has damage in his pockets.
One has diamonds in his pockets.
One-toothed princess
One two princes
Princes, princes two adore you
Princes princes who adore you
Princess, do I know you?
Princes who adore you
Princess, Princess, Luke adores you
or
Princess, Princess Sue adore you
or
Princess, princess who abhor you
or
Princess, princess, ooh, adore you
or
Princess, princess, ooh, adore you
Princes, princes who adore you
Sally Field want to call me baby
Just colored hair now
Say if you want to call me baby
Just go ahead now
That's not fair now
OR
Have some bread now!
(Later)
This one, he got a Prince new record
That's some bread now
(Later)
This one, he got a princely racket
This one got the prince two rackets
That's what I said now
Got some big silly f**king jacket
This one got a princely racket
That's what I said now
Got some big seal upon his jacket
Wanna buy me pliers
Wanna buy me flowers
Why ask? Diapers in his pockets
One has diamonds in his pockets
You f**k up, we'll disown you
Your father will disown you
Heard it and knew it was wrong right away, but didn't know what the real lyric was.
You marry me, your father will disown you
You need his head now!
Marry him, marry me...
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat, now
Marry him, marry me...
You marry me, your father will disown you
You're in his head now.
You marry me, your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat now.
Your father will disown you
You'll lead his head down
Your father will disown you
He'll eat his hat now.
Your father will disown you--delete his head now.
Your father will disown you. He'll eat his hat now.
Your father will disown you.
You need his hand now.
Your father will disown you.
He'll eat his hat now.