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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Piña Coladas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Garth Brooks', "Two Piña Coladas"
Misheard Lyrics:
So bring me two piña coladas
I want one for each ear
Original Lyrics:
So bring me two piña coladas
I want one for each hand
Reminds me of Ted Striker's "drinking problem" in the 1980 movie Airplane!

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