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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Two Knights And Maidens that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Crash Test Dummies', "Two Knights And Maidens"
Misheard Lyrics:
The maidens had elephants for the two knights.
Original Lyrics:
The maidens had other plans for the two knights.
Crash Test Dummies', "Two Knights and Maidens"
Misheard Lyrics:
The maidens had other planks for the two knives.
Original Lyrics:
The maidens had other plans for the two knights.

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