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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for The Twelve Pains Of Christmas that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp's, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Daddy, my batteries are dead!
Get it your own, ya bum!
Get it your own, ya bum!
Original Lyrics:
Daddy, buy me something!
Get a job, ya bum!
Get a job, ya bum!
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
E.E. get me a beer, eh?
Original Lyrics:
Edith, get me a beer, huh?
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five months of mills
Original Lyrics:
Five months of bills
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hang all this
Original Lyrics:
Hangovers
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stale vision naughty
or
Sale vision aughty
or
Sale vision aughty
Original Lyrics:
Salvation Army
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains Of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
The first thing at Christmas that Sacha gave to me
Original Lyrics:
The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bringing up the lights
Original Lyrics:
Rigging up the lights
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a French Quarter for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I want a Transformer for Christmas
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now what the hell are you thinking?
Original Lyrics:
Now why the hell are they blinking?
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now why the hell are you Binky?
Original Lyrics:
Now why the hell are they blinking?
As in Binky Barnes, a character from Arthur.
Bob Rivers Comedy Corp.'s, "The Twelve Pains of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have no expensive phones
Original Lyrics:
We have no extension cords
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