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...psyched lone ranger
...cyclone ranger
Burning calories
I think I'm burning calories
I really think so.
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so.
Dirty Japaneseah, it's a dirty Japanesah.
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese.
Everybody buzz me like a psycho-ranger.
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone Ranger.
Everyone around me is a Toto stranger
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone around me is a psyched Lone Ranger.
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone ranger.
Everyone avoids me like I'm psycho danger
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone ranger.
Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger.
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone Ranger.
Editor's note: This line seems to be a disputed lyric. Some lyrics sites give this line as "cyclone ranger", and others as "psyched lone ranger". Until I see the liner notes of the album, or a member of the group enunciates the lyric, I'm leaving this one as it is.
Everyone avoids me like a psycho ranger.
Everyone avoids me like a Cyclone ranger.
I cut your picture
I got your picture
I like a million of them all over myself.
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell.
I really kissed her
I really think so
I think I'm Johnny Japanese-o
Think I'm Johnny Japanese-o
I really think so.
I think I'm turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so.
I think I'm Tony Japaneza,
I think I'm Tony Japaneza, with a gemstone
I think I'm turning Japanese,
I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, all with a Ginsu.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I touch your picture
I got your picture
I'd like a million of you all to myself
or
I'd like a million of you over my cell.
I'd like a million of them all 'round my cell.
I'm Carrie Fisher
I got your picture
I'm Chubby Checker knees, I think I'm Chubby Checker knees, a man needs insoles
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so
I'm a dirty Japanese, I'm a dirty Japanese, I really think so.
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
Journey Japanita with a Journey Japanita and a Flintstone.
Turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese, I really think so.
Killing Condoleeza, I think I'm killing Condoleeza
Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese.
No you know what when it's dark.
No you no wonder it's dark.
No you, no wonder. It's dark....
No you, no wonder it's dark.
Oh, Jakarta!
Your hair is brown.
It is in colour
Your hair is brown.
Jakarta is the capital city of Indonesia.
Sony's Japanese-a, I said that Sony's Japanese-a.
I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese.
Turning Japanese,
I think I'm turning Japanese.
What an insult!
Turning Japanese,
I think I'm turning Japanese.
I really think so!
Turning Japanese
Ah, yes I'm turning Japanese
All with a Ginsu Ginsu Ginsu Ginsu.
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so think so think so think so.
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
With the Flinstones.
Turning Japanese
I think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so.
You wrote "I Love You"
I love me, too.
You wrote "I Love You"
I wrote "Me Too".
You wrote I love you
I rub you too
You wrote "I love you"
I wrote "me too"
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clowns.
Your eyes are hazel
And soft as clouds.