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But most of all, you've got-ta beat her (beat her).
But most of all, you´ve got-ta please her (please her).
Don't flavor it against my will.
Don't blame her if she looks my way-a
I like bopping and nose-picking
I like opening doors, picking, [her hankie off the floor]
She's got cigarettes and and she smokes
Just help her with a Coke
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even help her with her coat
Dream of calculators
Treat her like a lady
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even help her with her cough
Light her cigarette if she smokes
Even help her with her coat
Treat her like Greg Brady
Treat her like a lady
Treat her like a neighbor
Treat her like a lady
Who can see?
Look and see
You gotta drink up like a lady
You gotta treat her like a lady
It just ain't gettin' up to toot
It ain't no substitute
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