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Misheard Lyrics -> Song -> T -> Traffic Jam
Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Traffic Jam that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
James Taylor's, "Traffic Jam"
Misheard Lyrics:
Damn this half-a-yam
How I hate to be laid
It hurts my mama to go so slow.
How I hate to be laid
It hurts my mama to go so slow.
Original Lyrics:
Damn this traffic jam
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow.
How I hate to be late
It hurts my motor to go so slow.
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