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Check night in da Cola House.
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Comb my hair
Call my name
Jack knife in the (pronounced 'inda') quarter (pronounced 'qwa-tuh') house.
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Jack knife in the cool of da house
OR
Jack knife in the corner of the house
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Jacked night in the quarter house
or
Jacked night in da quarter house.
Jack Knight and Dakota House
Stop-o-matic.
Stop, format it.
This boy surely's got me licked like crazy
I want it more and more when you call my name and spray me
or
I want it more and more when you call my name and spread me
or
I want it more and more when you call my name and spay me.
This boy's shyness got me wet like crazy
I want it more and more when you call my name and spank me.
suck cock in the porter house
Jack Knight in Dakota House
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