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A brand new bandstand
A brand new dance
A-whoomp, love it all!
or
A-whoomp, not at all!
or
A-whoomp, domino!
A-whoop, comin' up!
Cotton Candy's (cotton candy is) free to go, let me see you Tootsie Roll
Cotton candy, sweetie go, let me see that Tootsee Roll
Cotton Candy, Sweet N Low!
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Cotton candy Swedish gold
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Cotton candy's sweet as gold, let me see that doo doo hole
Cotton candy, sweet to go, let me see that tootsie roll!
Cotton candy, sweet and low!
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Cotton candy, sweet as gold.
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Editor's note: Some lyrics sites even give this line as "sweet to go", so this is likely another dispute. So, until I see the liner notes of the album, I'm leaving it like this.
Cotton candy, sweet to go!
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Cotton candy, sweetest gold!
Cotton candy, sweetie go!
Droop, baby Jimp!
Dip, baby, dip!
It ain't Bud Light, it's the tootsie roll.
It ain't the butterfly, it's the tootsie roll.
It ain't the butterfly, it's the pussy hole.
It ain't the butterfly, it's the tootsie roll.
Let me see that juicy roll
Let me see that Tootsee Roll
Let me see that pussy roll
Let me see that Tootsee Roll
Rotten pity
Stinks like mold.
Cotton candy
Sweetie go
Sweet as gold, sweet and low
Cotton candy, sweetie go
What the f***, oh-oh that's old.
The butterfly, uh-uh that's old.
Yeah, 1994
Yeah, 1990-Quad