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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Too Close that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Blue's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like an egg-head.
Original Lyrics:
All the slow songs you requested
You're dancing like you're naked.
Alex Clare's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the end of it all, you stole my best friend
Original Lyrics:
At the end of it all, you're still my best friend
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby lemmer criet
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grindin'
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby let me try it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grinding
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby no more crying
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grindin'
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when we're blinded
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grindin'
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when we're crying
or
Baby when we're quiet
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grinding
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when we’re drivin’
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we’re grindin’
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when you crying I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
Travel I can't find it
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we're grinding I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can't fight it
Editor's note: Please do not capitalize all the letters in the band's name; it's not written like that. Also, the full correct title of this song is "Too Close"; the word "Dancing" is not part of the title.
Blue's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby when you`re crying, I get so excited.
Original Lyrics:
Baby when we`re grinding, I get so excited.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let me find it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, let me try it
I am so excited
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
I get so excited
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, oh for cryin'
I'm so excited.
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
I get so excited.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when we try it
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when we're cryin', I get so excited
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin', I get so excited
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, why you crying?
Original Lyrics:
Baby, when we're grindin'
Blue's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing like an egg head.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing like you're naked.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Feel a little poop coming through on you
Original Lyrics:
feel a little poke coming through on you
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I try but I can't find it
Original Lyrics:
I try but I can't hide it
Blue's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you so bisexually.
Original Lyrics:
Makes me want you so bad sexually.
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want you so bisexually
Original Lyrics:
I want you so bad sexually
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wonder if she can tell I'm HOME right now?
Original Lyrics:
I wonder if she can tell I'm HARD right now?
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're dancing like Jamaicans
Original Lyrics:
You're dancing like you're naked
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're dancing like a bacon
Original Lyrics:
You're dancing like you're naked
Next's, "Too Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your dancing like an egghead
Original Lyrics:
Your dancing like your naked

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