Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.
This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996.
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Tidy kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tidy kangaroo downs, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tidy kangaroo transport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo downpour.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tie me kangaroo downspout.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tiny kangaroo dance, sport.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Tiny kangaroo down sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tiny kangaroo down spot
Tie me kangaroo down, Sport.
Tiny kangaroo down, Sport
Tie me kangaroo down sport
Tiny kangaroo down, spot
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tiny kangaroo downsport
Tie me kangaroo down, sport
Tiny kingwood down, sport
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Song is from 1960, not 50-anything
Try me annal lube down, whore
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
"anal" and "whore" are not obscenities; sometimes they are just considered inappropriate words. Therefore there is no need to censor them with asterisks.
Try me kangaroo down pour.
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Let me elbows go loose.
Let me Abos go loose.
Let me emus go loose, Lou.
or
They're of no further use, Lou.
Let me Abos go loose, Bruce.
'Abo' is a slang term, now considered derogatory and an ethnic slur, referring to Australian Aborigines. This verse caused the song to be banned in Singapore. 'Emus' (large flightless Australian birds) fits the song better, as the other verses a all about native Australian animals. It also has the advantage of not being racist.
Tiny kangaroo--down, sport!
Tie me kangaroo down, sport.
Watch me wallaby's feet, mate.
Watch me wallabies feed, mate.