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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for This Contract Is Patently Unfair (Where Do I Sign) that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Apollo Up!'s, "This Contract Is Patently Unfair (Where Do I Sign)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready rock sign!
Original Lyrics:
Where do I sign?
Apollo Up!'s, "This Contract Is Patently Unfair (Where Do I Sign)"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is not your average day off.
Original Lyrics:
This is not your average payoff.

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