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A jumped up country boy
A jumped-up pantry boy
A junked-out country boy
Who never knew his place.
A jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place.
A young young country boy
A jumped-up pantry boy
Ancient bicycle,
On a hillside, yes, I love it,
Mitch will make a man of me yet.
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate,
Will nature make a man of me yet?
Cheered by support on a hill side, desolate
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
Country bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
Dale Winton made a man of me, yeah!
Will nature make a man of me yet?
He knows so much about this place
He knows so much about these things
He's just a country boy, who never knew his name.
A jumped up pantry boy, who never knw his place
I bet you'll make a man of me yet
Will nature make a man of me yet?
I jumped a panty boy.
A jumped-up pantry boy.
I won't chew bicycles on a hill side, desolate.
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate.
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stench to wear.
I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear.
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got the slips to wear.
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear.
I'm just a country boy.
A jumped-up pantry boy
I'm just a country boy
A jumped-up pantry boy
I'm not country boy.
A jump up pantry boy
It's mansive, it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
This man said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
Mamma said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
or
It's mancid, it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
This man said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.
Old chewed bicycle, dale's so late
Will matron make a man out of me yet?
Punctured bicycle on a hill side, desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
On two bicycles on a hillside desolate.
Punctured bicycle on a hillside, desolate.
This man said it's crucial
That someone so handsome should care
This man said it's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care
Up jumped country boy.
A jumped-up pantry boy
When the lather runs smooth on the pacifist's sea
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger's seat
Won't you buy some rum
On a hillside: desolate?
Punctured bicycle
On a hillside: desolate.