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Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand Septicans
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Original Lyrics:
A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
A thousand septic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plant
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Won't keep us from the things we plant
Unless we're clinging to the things with pride.
Original Lyrics:
A thousand skeptic hands
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Won't keep us from the things we plan
Unless we're clinging to the things we prize.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
An only path, a mountain climb
Original Lyrics:
A lonely path, an uphill climb
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you escape like you?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared? I do
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you escape?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared?
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you feel scattered?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared? I do
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
And do you restrain? I do
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared? I do
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't stop and talk to her
Original Lyrics:
But I won't stop and falter
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I won't stop at 40
Original Lyrics:
But I won't stop and falter
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get too sexy and you know what you'll get.
Original Lyrics:
Get to sixty and feel no regret.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
How do you escape?
Original Lyrics:
And do you feel scared?
D:Ream's, "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I look at things now in a different life, in a different way
Original Lyrics:
I look at things now in a different light than I did before
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
It took three years, we have to realize
Original Lyrics:
Future dreams we have to realize
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treating today as though it was
Or less, the final shot.
Or less, the final shot.
Original Lyrics:
Treating today as though it was
The last, the final show.
The last, the final show.
Howard Jones', "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I skate to lose it all, securities rip through the wall.
Original Lyrics:
We're not scared to lose it all, security thrown through the wall.
D:Ream's, "Things Can Only Get Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
You have shown me where Judas is angry
Original Lyrics:
You have shown me prejudice and greed
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