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All the stores were shelving right
All the stars were shining bright
All this while goes by and by and then he kissed me
All the stars were shining bright and then he kissed me.
And Danny kissed me.
And then he kissed me.
And all the fear I had died inside
And always be right by his side
And then he p***ed me
And then he kissed me
Each time I saw him I wanted to see him again
Each time we met I couldn't wait to see him again
He looked fine and I said
So I said I might take his time
He looked kinda nice
And so I said I might take a chance
I gave him all the love and a hat
I gave him all the love that I had
Then he kicked me
Then he kissed me
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to die.
Well he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance.
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die.
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance.
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to die
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a try.
Well he walked up to me
And he asked me if I wanted to dance
He looked kind of nice
And so I said I might take a chance.
When we danced he held me tight
And when he walks he holds a knife
When we danced he held me tight
And when he walked me home that night